Ladies and gentlemen, Captain Russell Westbrook has turned on the Fasten Seat Belt sign. If you haven’t already done so, please stow your carry-on luggage underneath the seat in front of you or in an overhead bin. At this time, we request that all mobile phones, pagers, radios and remote controlled toys be turned off for the full duration of the flight, as these items might interfere with the navigational and communication equipment on this aircraft. Air Westbrook, the most exciting young Point Guard in the NBA is ready to take flight. If you have any questions about our flight today, please don’t hesitate to ask one of our Posterizes flight attendants. Be cautioned for turbulence due to thunder. Thank you.
